I have a lot of fun at this job. The entire store is family to me and I really do like working here. I started this job in Cary, North Carolina and then transferred to Plattsburgh, New York. I "work" mostly as a cashier. I spend most of the day playing on my phone and scaring my manager Tammy by yelling BOO! really loud. For some reason a lot of new rules have been made.

Here's a few of my favorites...

• No snowball fights inside the store.
• I am not allowed to use a hammer.
• No hiding inside the big metal cabinet to jump out and scare people.
• Tammy is not allowed to schedule me on April Fools Day.
• No more surprise parties in the managers offices.

My "Employee of the Month" Film Strip!

I sold phones and service for AT&T through Prime Communications, an authorized retailer. While I enjoyed working for Ma Bell and had a lot of fun doing the job itself, I left because Prime is horribly mismanaged, lacks moral integrity, and pays crap wages unless you live in a big city with high volume traffic. After receiving my first and only write-up in the form of a "final written warning" I decided that would be my last day. I was written up by our acting District Manager Raylin for insubordination because one of their training apps wasn't working and refused to count my trainings as done despite my providing numerous screen shots. After leaving a very colorful worded message on the dry erase board telling Raylin know exactly how I felt about him, I cleaned out the store (I had furnished the break room and a few other things - I left them nothing) and went home. I let it be a surprise the next morning that I had left. Also had a blast deleting the group chat for the entire district leaving Raylin all by himself in the chat room to think about his life choices. 

I strongly encourage anyone using AT&T to visit AT&T corporate owned locations and avoid Prime whenever possible.

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I briefly worked for Dollar General. I left because COVID-19 happened and wanted to be safe until I knew what was going on with the world. The job was okay but minimum wage wasn't worth catching a deadly virus.

I worked here for 1 day. I decided that it was too corporatey for me and I never came back except to collect my paycheck. I kept the vest and nametag for future mischief...

This job was kinda fun and sucked at the same time. I mostly worked in the dining room cleaning already cleaned tables to look busy and offer to "refresh" a customers beverage. They hated the word "refill" for some reason. I also got to wear the cow suit at store events which was fun. Except the costume was always broken and the cows foot was unsafe to wear. They fixed it when the cows foot ended up in a trash can never to be seen again. One of my managers was a Stupidvisor. I stayed at this job for as long as I could. But 3 hours a week at minimum wage wasn't very motivating for me to walk 25 minutes to work. Despite my best efforts, it took a while to get out of this job. They would pick me up when I tried to stay home. One day when I was tired and didn't want to get up, I scheduled my computer to fax in my resignation 4 hours before my shift started and went back to sleep. Apparently I was too polite in my resignation letter and offered to keep working as the cow at events. I didn't think they would call me back, but they did. I worked as the cow for a few more months before walking off during a major event after they denied me a water break. It was over 90 degrees outside. They finally left me alone after that.